Everyone Gets Crabs @ Jason's [Archive]

Imcummin

07-13-2009, 10:05 PM

We are going to have friends over for crabs on Aug. 8th. You GOGO assholes are invited. I will take care of the crabs, burgers and dogs, you just need to bring your own drinks and a dish.

Hope everyone can make it. Call me for directions

:upyours:

PSDPlayer

07-13-2009, 10:15 PM

Post an Address. Add it to the calendar on here.

Imcummin

07-13-2009, 10:31 PM

Bring your wives, girlfriends, and kids if you have them. I will have a tent set up for shade and there will be plenty for the kids to do in the yard. Bring thier bathing suits. Not yours cause I really don't want to see anyone from here with their shirt off.

Lord Tauk

07-13-2009, 10:50 PM

Nice thread title, I'm sure a lot of people want to get Crabs.

Bring a dish? I'll bring an empty plate and you can load up your food on it for me, asshole. :upyours:

Imcummin

07-13-2009, 11:02 PM

It's OK Dave, we will accept Tastykakes as a dessert from you single guys with no girlfriend. http://www.snapoffracing.com/forums/images/smilies/itsok.gif

SINNER

07-14-2009, 07:42 AM

It's OK Dave, we will accept Tastykakes as a dessert from you single guys with no boyfriend. http://www.snapoffracing.com/forums/images/smilies/itsok.gif

Fixed it for some of the single guys on here LMFAO

06TWO50Diesel

07-14-2009, 07:42 AM

It's on my calendar! If BB is running by than, I'm in- if not, looks like Brandon or JohnnySteals is coming too :hehe:

720Deere

07-14-2009, 07:47 AM

iracemx6

07-14-2009, 10:59 AM

Dammit! I was looking forward to seeing mantits! :vomit:

Just walk around with a mirror....lol

!!!PainTrain!!!

07-14-2009, 01:35 PM

Dammit! I was looking forward to seeing mantits! :vomit:

I'll be there:rocking:

SINNER

07-14-2009, 01:39 PM

double d man boobs ^

720Deere

07-14-2009, 01:51 PM

That's just effed up! Do I look like Hammer to you?

Lord Tauk

07-14-2009, 05:21 PM

It's going to be Free Willy 4 when Rob jumps off the diving board.

Imcummin

07-14-2009, 05:49 PM

No pool here. Just have a water slide and a slip n slide for the kids.

http://forums.gogodiesel.com/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1629

720Deere

07-14-2009, 06:00 PM

Yep Rob is going to kill that poor thing and if Nate touches it, it will likely deflate!

Imcummin

07-14-2009, 06:03 PM

I'm sure some drunk ass will be on it by night fall.

720Deere

07-14-2009, 06:24 PM

I don't know if I'll be able to make it or not. I have a tractor pull that day up near Hershey. I guess I could always just drop the tractor off and roll up there late.

03F250Stroke

07-14-2009, 08:59 PM

No pool here. Just have a water slide and a slip n slide for the kids.

http://forums.gogodiesel.com/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1629

what is that fucking neverland? homo :upyours:

Imcummin

07-14-2009, 09:48 PM

http://www.snapoffracing.com/forums/images/smilies/signsmilies/leghump2.gif

Yea, I built the Jersey version. I just need some toxic waste for them to slide into and it will be complete.

03F250Stroke

07-14-2009, 11:43 PM

lmao

Imcummin

07-30-2009, 09:28 PM

So who is coming? Post here if you are coming and how many will be coming with you so I know how much food to order.

:finger:

Lord Tauk

07-30-2009, 09:41 PM

Alaska is pretty far bro.

SINNER

07-30-2009, 09:49 PM

me and half a dozen strippers dressed as nurses will be attending.

03F250Stroke

07-30-2009, 10:32 PM

so tara and 5 of her friends are flying in?

Redfish

07-30-2009, 10:59 PM

so my mom, tara and 4 of her friends are flying in?

damn son, really?

03F250Stroke

07-30-2009, 11:13 PM

wow, way to get offended when i make fun of your slam piece adam..fucking :nutswinger:

03F250Stroke

07-30-2009, 11:21 PM

wtf everyone gets crabs @ jason's...fucking queer

PSDPlayer

07-30-2009, 11:33 PM

wow, way to get offended when i make fun of your slam piece adam..fucking :nutswinger:

Slam piece? That's some new South Jersey lingo there.

Redfish

07-30-2009, 11:34 PM

wtf everyone gets crabs @ jason's...fucking queer

fucking jersey fags

Redfish

07-30-2009, 11:35 PM

Slam piece? That's some new South Jersey lingo there.
must be homo/ginger slang terminology

PSDPlayer

07-30-2009, 11:41 PM

Evan just told me he loves the cock. You can find him on 1Ginger2BlackDudes.com

03F250Stroke

07-30-2009, 11:50 PM

you were so proud of that joke...

while jesse sits on the computer enjoying some warm cake farts

http://cakefarts.com/ 1:20

Redfish

07-30-2009, 11:52 PM

dude dont hate on cake farts.

03F250Stroke

07-31-2009, 12:01 AM

make sure you cover it up pretty good

http://www.peanutbutterfarts.com/

Redfish

07-31-2009, 12:14 AM

OMFG i just threw up

Imcummin

07-31-2009, 06:21 AM

Everybody gets crabs except Don or Doug. :hate: :donlovescock:

720Deere

07-31-2009, 09:04 AM

I will be there and I guess I'll let the family out of their cages as well. We'll have to see how many Jersey douches are coming so I know what I'm subjecting my family to.

How about I just bring the camper and make it a weekend at Jason's? Seriously it's Cecil County so nobody will even notice the trailer in the front yard!

SINNER

07-31-2009, 09:41 AM

The only thing is, you need 10-12 toothless hillbillies in half broke lawn chairs sitting around it. Gotta make sure Rob brings some family with him...LOL

720Deere

07-31-2009, 11:51 AM

Mountain Billies FTW!

Redfish

07-31-2009, 01:08 PM

Everybody gets crabs except Don or Doug. :hate: :donlovescock:

is it cuz they already have crabs?

Imcummin

07-31-2009, 01:53 PM

No, it is because one of them changed the title of this thread. lol

03F250Stroke

07-31-2009, 07:31 PM

lmao....

btw did u insall your smarties?

Imcummin

07-31-2009, 08:01 PM

I tried but it rejected them.

720Deere

07-31-2009, 08:03 PM

What's a matter? Stolen smarties no work?

Imcummin

07-31-2009, 08:27 PM

No, he just sent me a pic of some "smarties" when I was in Ohio. Said it was cummins power adder.

!!!PainTrain!!!

08-01-2009, 04:50 PM

The only thing is, you need 10-12 toothless hillbillies in half broke lawn chairs sitting around it. Gotta make sure Rob brings some family with him...LOL

Wish I could make it but I'm gonna be working:(

Imcummin

08-01-2009, 07:37 PM

Wish I could make it but I'm gonna be working:(

Are you working until midnight? Or are you just afraid all the good food will be gone by the time you get here.

:upyours:

By the way, the party starts at Noon. :rocking:

720Deere

08-09-2009, 07:55 AM

Thanks to Jason and his wife for a good time and good food! Thanks also go out ot Don for the badass clams and king crab legs. The kids had a blast and were asleep by the time we hit 213.

Rob arrived late, ate for 3 hrs straight and then rolled out. Evan and Rocco spent alot of time in the bathroom together. Not sure what was up there, but it didn't make sense to drive all the way down from Jersey just to do what they would normally do in Evan's mom's basement on a Saturday night!

SINNER

08-09-2009, 09:41 AM

Thanks again Jason and family!

Lord Tauk

08-09-2009, 10:03 AM

Thanks Jason

Don, did the Wagon backfire before you pulled out to leave? LMFAO

JJKpowerstroke

08-09-2009, 10:15 AM

Glad to hear you all had a great time. I was at home eating heart healthy shit when you guys were greasin on some good shit! Lucky SOB's! LOL!

SINNER

08-09-2009, 10:26 AM

Thanks Jason

Don, did the Wagon backfire before you pulled out to leave? LMFAO

I thought some hillbilly was shooting at me LOL But it didn't come from the car.

720Deere

08-09-2009, 10:39 AM

The beer can that some asshole stuck in your exhaust tip shot about 50'! Just another priceless GoGo moment that we don't have pictures or video of.

SINNER

08-09-2009, 10:46 AM

Lmfao

SINNER

08-09-2009, 10:48 AM

Good thing it wasn't a 6.0. Would have prob. cost someone a set of headgaskets

!!!PainTrain!!!

08-09-2009, 11:22 AM

Thanks Jason and Family for the awsome time!

And Matt, btw Fuck you, I had 6 crabs and a pulled pork sandwhich.

SINNER

08-09-2009, 11:45 AM

But you pulled off half the pig.....

03F250Stroke

08-09-2009, 02:50 PM

lmao, it was a good time. thanks again and family. little upset that the hookers aka "nurses" didn't start stripping but all in all it was a good time.

720Deere

08-10-2009, 09:42 AM

I guess even trying to behave ourselves we must have really offended Jason! We haven't heard from him since the party.

SINNER

08-10-2009, 03:31 PM

I talked to him last night, he seemed fine....or shell shocked LMFAO

Imcummin

08-10-2009, 04:55 PM

You guys are welcome. For the most part you all behaved. Although I do take issue with Matt locking my 9 yr old in a trash can until he cried and then laughing at him for crying. Smooth move jackass. Way to pick on the handicapped kid. I had several people ask me who the bald asshole was.

So maybe we will do it again next year. But you guys have to stay later. The drinking didn't really start untill dark. All the gogo guys rolled out around 6 or 7 like a bunch of pussies! :upyours:

JJKpowerstroke

08-10-2009, 05:17 PM

Although I do take issue with Matt locking my 9 yr old in a trash can until he cried and then laughing at him for crying. Smooth move jackass. Way to pick on the handicapped kid. I had several people ask me who the bald asshole was.

LMAO! Your Kid is lucky he didn't have a wheelchair.

SINNER

08-10-2009, 07:47 PM

LOL I was out til 4am at a show in Baltimore, then came home to talk shit on Doug.